2013 July 25 - Montreal Comedy Fest

2013-07-25-OA-64K

Special Thanks to the links in the comments from loremipsumona 

Special thanks to @steveyknight on Twitter for today's rundown: 

Okay, and we're off with Ecstasy of Gold, a different version than the usual one...
First Break

• POV of the audience from @OpieRadio: https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/360354364445032449
• Jimmy did a gig last night, the usual comic friends will be stopping by throughout the day.
• The Radio Wizard is introduced to the audience. They don't respect him already. The boys and staff talk about their traveling to Montreal, and how Gary forgot his passport.
• Roland's flight seat and hotel room were sold, he posted an Instagram video of the noise outside his closet room: http://instagram.com/p/cK-f6nNbRa/
• Erock is introduced to the audience. He's fat but not that fat. They talk about his night briefly. Roland walks in with food. His plane and room woes are discussed. Jimmy farted on the plane.
• Photo from audience member @DalexMTL of the boys broadcasting: https://twitter.com/DALEXMTL/status/360358727037112320
• Joe DeRosa joins the show, I'm sure everyone's pleased with that. His tattoo still sucks, people noticed.
• Americans don't understand Celsius or kilometres. I don't know why, that's the better and logical system.
• Anthony brings up guns and how Canada has the crime thing sorted. He'd rather have his guns.
• Canadian cops have nothing to do apparently so they harassed Joe on his way up to the festival.
• The terrorist group FLQ is brought up after a listener request, presumably to upset the Canadians.
• Roland is brought up again because Anthony can't get over his hotel room being sold. Erock stories...
• Erock was trolling for "big clits" last night in-between watching The Simpsons in French (https://vine.co/v/hK099pYLnY1), tonight's plans and last night are discussed.
• Jimmy bombed, Travis says Sal back in New York will find it; he speaks over ISDN and disappoints Opie.
• Bobby is setting up his show in the lobby. He's trashed. Joe says Bobby shouted at him last night.
• Denny is needy and chimes in via the ISDN line, his broadcasting expertise is mined. Joe wants to fuck the interns, Denny suggests he takes them out to breakfast. He takes a shot at Joe's tattoo.

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Second Break

• We're back. Joe is still in studio. Three audience members took photos with Anthony. The Radio Wizard told the audience they couldn't record the show. Opie, Ant and Jim are perplexed by this.
• Jesse Joyce (@jessejoyce) is in studio. He was banned from Canada for a while because of a DUI.
• He was pulled over by the cops and some black fellows turned on him. As riveting as this was, Jimmy notices pretty audience members and they want to talk to them more.
• Colin Quinn shouted inside the studio, doesn't appear to have stopped by just yet. The boys ask a pretty audience member to do some yoga. They quiz her relationship.
• This women's boyfriend is a dud and they're letting her know it. Apparently he's an artist she enjoys sex.
• Tom Papa is in studio, he informs us Colin is busy writing today so he'll be on tomorrow. Tom tells us about flying with Roland.
• Flight shenanigans: Colin trampled Jim's sleeping pillow, Amy put Colin's bag at the back of the plane, Jimmy shit before the pilot used the bathroom and Amy wore horrendous shoes (https://twitter.com/JimNorton/status/360072438756802561).
• A couple from the audience is quizzed about their relationship, marriage and divorce is brought up.
• Breaking news: Jimmy is buying doughnuts for the audience, what a sweet boy. Bob Kelly is up next, see you in a few minutes.

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Third Break

• Hi everyone! Break over. Bobby Kelly is on his way. Some comedian called Chris is in studio, I missed his last name. Ooops. Bobby is here! Deeeewwwwwwdddddd!
• With all of the comics in, there'll probably just be a lot of trashing with very few things to update about. Recap: Opie, Anthony, Jimmy, Joe, Bobby and Chris are in studio.
• Jimmy's crowd doughnuts have arrived, cementing his award for Boy Most Likely To Buy Doughnuts he received in high school.
• Kurt Metzger joins the fun and festivities, Anthony notes the couch is full and Joe will have to forfeit his position should a better comic need it.
• Bobby Kelly scratched his cornea, he's trashed for being so clumsy and not remembering how this happened. Tom Papa talks about his recent acting roles.
• Lots and lots of photos of the event are being posted via The Opie & Anthony Channel Facebook page, here's some of them: https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/61392_10151718988880762_264034644_n.jpg https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1017706_10151718850085762_620949391_n.jpg https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1006297_10151718970350762_936616988_n.jpg https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/994529_10151718970425762_536066275_n.jpg https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10151718785495762.1073741830.8637380761&type=3
• Travis' daughter, Riley, is at the show and cackled over the microphone. Uncle Paul is a fan.
• Bailey Jay is brought up, Joe admits he would suck her dick and lick her asshole. It's pointed out that Riley is still close by. Travis doesn't care. British Jimmy makes an appearance.
• Extended Bailey Jay, dick sucking and cum eating talk. Jimmy has cum stories. Wonderful times.
• Transgendered women talk abruptly turns into Bobby-could-loose-an-eye talk. Joe takes the reins, the show moves onto post-op vagina talk. Jimmy has stories, naturally. Opie has photos.
• Opie brings up that The Dirty has released new Anthony Weiner dick photos, go Google it if you wanna see.
• There's no After Show today, but there will be a Warmup Show tomorrow if you're into that.

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Fourth Break

• We are back. Tom Papa is out, John Mulaney is in. He hasn't been on the show before, Jimmy wanted him.
• This is the last break for today. Bobby is drooling over John. Why have I never heard of him?
• More crowd work, there's a terrorist in the audience according to Anthony. Apparently Anthony likes younger women, who knew?
• Nice panoramic photo from the back of the audience of the broadcasting room via @elleswhere: https://twitter.com/elleswhere/status/360405197849255936
• Anthony goes off at John for not getting a prenup, he's an "asshole", as he's currently three years into a relationship. Perhaps he's had experience?
• Anthony says any lawyer could extort John for his SNL money; as his wife would have been "instrumental" in his carer. He talks about his own past and all the money he lost during his divorce.
• Joe's tattoo becomes the topic of conversation again. John is not a fan of it. "KKTITN" is ridiculed, as it should be. Can Joe ever catch a break? No.
• Joe is talking about cancer now, I don't know why. He's trying to divert attention from tattoo from saying he fucked up, but we know that won't stop the onslaught.
• Some new photos from The Opie & Anthony Facebook page, enjoy: https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q75/s720x720/534782_10151718988210762_451654402_n.jpg https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q75/s720x720/532510_10151719065025762_681683649_n.jpg https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q75/s720x720/1000562_10151719064995762_932324022_n.jpg https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q73/s720x720/311641_10151718989050762_1130092889_n.jpg
• They are wrapping up and all deem the show a success. They thank Montreal and the crowd. Lots and lots of plugs. If you're at the festival, go see all the comics.